Chill college student from da souf. Interested in things Africana and queer. I love music, fashion, food, romantic shit and all that good shit. I was raised in ratchedness yet i try to keep it cute and classy as best i can. These are the makings of me.
1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.
my life is over now
My mind is blown
And there goes my sanity
no its the regular lust. if you dont sexually lust after chocolate you’re either a liar or your wrong
Do we really have to take this?
A friend of mine was moving from her apartment. She asked me to look after some of her things. I agreed and not too long after she asked if her daughter Frances can come pick it up. I agreed and she came over with her boyfriend, who was also the father of her baby. I helped them carry the stuff down to the car, and during the whole visit exchanged possibly 10 words.
Next day I received these texts. I had to created a fiancee I didn’t really have in order for him to stop.
I never told my friend what her daughter’s boyfriend did. Now they are expecting a second child, so as you all see, there was no break up.
So Do we women really have to take this kind of attitude?
Do we have to invent things and people in order to be left alone.
I don’t want to have my titties banged.
I am not an easy lay.
I don’t deserve this.
Why do I go from being called “cute” “smart” and “pretty” in the beginning of the conversation, to “fatty” “bitch” and “ugly” in the end?
Reblog if you are against sexual harassment.
how do people like this actually exist what the fuck
boiling rage of one thousand white hot suns
Much nicer person than me. I would have published his name.
Jeez, what an insecure tool. He doesn’t deserve the courtesy of a polite answer.
If we could somehow manage to duplicate the speed with which a guy goes from ‘hey you’re sexy’ to ‘YOU FUCKING BITCH HOW DARE YOU BE A PERSON AND SHIT WITH PREFERENCES AND STANDARDS LIKE ANYONE ELSE, DON’T YOU KNOW WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO BE POLITE AND ACCOMODATING AT ALL TIMES AND GRATEFUL FOR ALL MALE ATTENTION HOWEVER PRESUMPTUOUS OR DOUCHEY’, we’d probably beat the speed of light.
Funny how “I’m not interested” is never a good enough answer for these assholes, and any “reason” we might invent won’t be good enough either. Until we perhaps mention that we’re already in a relationship with another man. Then suddenly our boundaries deserve respect where they didn’t before, when it was only our clear and definitive “no” standing in the way.
An industrious lady could still figure out that email is all I’m saying.
“ Until we perhaps mention that we’re already in a relationship with another man. Then suddenly our boundaries deserve respect where they didn’t before, when it was only our clear and definitive “no” standing in the way.”
It’s not our boundaries that are respected but those of another man’s, another man’s property/territory.
And even then, that may not be the case. I can’t tell you how many times in my youth I’ve told a dude that I had a boyfriend/man (and I did at the time) and got the Postive K “What’s yo’ man got ta do wit’ me?” line.
What in all the fucks?!
Reasons why that pet my hair shit and all that isn’t cute. I didn’t know these places existed until the 50s tho, jeez. Fucking sick. And that baby is just a beautiful child that’s so terrible
- Why you can’t pet my hair
- Why you aren’t bringing me in to shit
- Why the rhetoric of curating and introducing grown as people is iffy as FUCK
- Please note 1950 as a date of continuance. They were doing this while my mom was ALIVE. And while civil rights was started.
I especially love how there wasn’t a single ounce of condescension in this post, that it’s totally sincere.
[Facebook post from an individual with masculine features and large muscles named “Swift”. It says:
If you don’t enjoy doing this Health & Fitness stuff, DON’T DO IT.
Counter-productive to my own personal message as it may seem, Life is too short to do something you don’t enjoy.
Fact is, some people are happy with the way they look, and if that’s the case then there’s plenty more you can with that extra hour in the day than be “forced” to go to the gym because of today’s idea of what’s a good body.
I do this for myself because I enjoy it. Not for others, nor to fit in with a certain part of society (if anything, I’m still a massive geek at heart).
I love the lifestyle, but it isn’t for everyone.
If you’re content with your lifestyle then don’t let anyone tell you you’re wrong for being happy with your situation.
Happy with life > Being shredded]